Had enough of looking so healthy?
Try Nicoclean, the new face cream enriched with tobacco extracts. Its microcapsules release nicotine and other toxins deep down in your epidermis. From morning till night, your skin will look visibly tauter, while your complexion will be paler and more ghostly - in fact, you’re sure to be a fright to behold. With Nicoclean, you can add ten years to your looks in less than one week.

Are unwanted erections ruining your life? Are they stopping you from sleeping, making you lose your concentration, and wearing out your partner – not to mention creating an unsightly bulge in your trousers? If so, Nicocalm will put an end to your misery. Thanks to its nicotine content, all it takes is one single suppository to reduce the flow of blood to your penis and have a lasting adverse effect on your sperm count.